OUR FIRST ISSUE

FOR A LONG TIME, we have been studying the isle blog trends, in the process we discovered certain patterns of behavior and styles, registers, opinions, rather old, passe, reminders of those eggs in Alien, the movie.  The people with these blogs utilize excessively information from daily local newspapers, television and radio.

The mock members of this imaginary, totally fictionalized editorial group are:

MASTHEAD

Minga del Fuego

Petraca Kon Blinders

La Malanga

 Alcoholado Sup 70

Coger en Cinco

Puercorico pa toel mundo

Lets take from the first and second in the masthead, since they are exchangeable, their views predictable, dictated as by the inquistion. No juan will notis. These are four posts found today not verbatim. One was deleted.

Del fuego posted a story about lazy lions and the working female of the species. She delivers, raise the kids and takes some time to hang out with the kids in the evening.  Can not see the connection, maybe you do.  It ends with: Happy Mothers Day.

If one is not a bible freak, you would have noticed that in  Puercorico half of the women with children are single mothers on welfare.

The second did something rare, Petraca Kon Blinders or PKB from now on. This character in a senility trance posted Sunday morning about how The Godfather, were such a great movie.  Never mind Italian mafia is not the best USA has to offer culturally,however, no specifics were offered. 

Photography, acting, directing, script, music score and so forth.

On top, the unevenness in this trilogy, for  the educated viewer of the trilogy was not mentioned either. The one about the Pope and ROME stunk, big time. Later, in the evening, after a change of mind it was deleted, Maybe recognizing it was not a good time or being out of range, perhaps..Sin embargo on Monday it was back on stage, god knows why...unless I, your humble servant, is the senile academic one.

It was substituted by, "Songs my mother taught me" by Dvorak". Exquisite!! exclaimed Reggie, the blogger, a regular. This from a "communist" as feline autonomists are known among people and populace.  Not 'Mi Madre" by Jector Lavoe, or the similar crap by Ismael Miranda, juat kind of patriotism is this?  Prior to this is was Pachelbel, Juanes, Olga Tanhon and Black Angels.

Juat a repertoire.

Moving forward...Coger en cinco or CEC:In kinder garden one learns to learn. The education system is not centralized. Lunch for teachers is paid. In Finland.

All these under the tittle: Autonomy is fundamental to improve education.

Next time soon: La Malanga, that stiff, dull, hemorrhage of superlative 'humor', joy, happiness and laughs, inspired and limited to the description of this new blog, with plenty of fans, and the other two will be covered. We will, in the third person plural visit that ridiculous blog of HUMOR. We have never been able to see it no matter how jard we tried.

Nevertheless, one thing is certain. For the last five years the MASTHEAD VI have been scratching each other backs monkey like, laughing at each other jokes chit chat wise in the comment section, no matter how lame and trivial.

Not only that, they look at the dogs balls,or testicles, as CEC would prefer,(as when he wrote about not PEOS/PEOH, but pedos, cabron), calling it the male of the species. Only after watching local television, listening to the radio or reading the newspapers. The whole bunch of them.

We do not know how long this humorous blog will exist, considering we do have relevant things to say/write/plant and propagate, without any intention to change anyjuan or believing we have the bull grabbed by the scrotum or the pan by the handle. Or to become moral judges about sensitivity, politically correctness or moral standars based on testaments.

To kick butt is our mission/vocation, Gabriel the archangel, not Peter, was the messenger in a dream.   Now in a much more relaxed manner, less stern and grouchy. All love and smiles.

We hope the people/populace, the low/high cultural segment in the concret/asphalt  isle will appreciate this really humorous effort. The thousands of fans in the Caribbean and five continents according to Feedjit, will continue to do so.

REMEMBER:

To pass away blogging is to live forever.

FLOKA OLIVIERI bilingual legend

from the west and honorary member of the 

MASTHEAD VI

Words of Wisdom or

Palabras con luz.

Ahi noh miramoh en telcera pelsona.

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